The New Map of America

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  • に公開 2019/09/20
  • CALLMECARSON YOUTOOZ OUT NOW ▸youtooz.com/
    ♦ People in the video ♦
    Ted - jpclips.net/user/tednivison
    Jawsh - jpclips.net/user/jawshvevo
    Traves - jpclips.net/user/traves
    Hugbox - jpclips.net/user/hugbox
    Mason - www.twitch.tv/undrscrmason
    Fitz - jpclips.net/user/fitz
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - www.twitch.tv/callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - discord.gg/callmecarson
    → Subreddit - www.reddit.com/r/CallMeCarson/
    Music -
    Intro: ibrahim - land of petals soundcloud.com/ibr/land-of-petals
    Outro: hier - confess soundcloud.com/hi-er/confess
    Other music I have used can be found here - soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used
    The New Map of America

コメント数 • 12 165

  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson  23 日 前 +9674

    GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/
    IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT

    • Santi PB
      Santi PB 22 時間 前

      Uh oh

    • I suffer from artism
      I suffer from artism 日 前

      “Speaking of three inches” insert Carson small penis joke here

    • Toast
      Toast 日 前

      CallMeCarson Stop shilling your dumbass Barbie dolls

    • yoshimanrpg
      yoshimanrpg 3 日 前

      Does the wood fired pizza have left beef on it?

  • EEK Animations
    EEK Animations 17 時間 前

    I never had that long of a wheeze.

  • Some Galafalacnid
    Some Galafalacnid 17 時間 前

    what

  • ThatOneWeirdKid 3000
    ThatOneWeirdKid 3000 18 時間 前

    You should've added Pete's raven, he's a douchebag

  • •messy•
    •messy• 19 時間 前

    Therapist: Youtooz Carson can hurt you
    Youtooz Carson:
    (I wish we could put pictures in the comments)

  • marin calkins
    marin calkins 21 時間 前

    no one:

    travis: -S O U T H A M E R I C A-

  • jupiter baby
    jupiter baby 21 時間 前

    does anyone have a valid discord code for his discord?

  • Lit Verse
    Lit Verse 22 時間 前

    “So I Got In A Call With 6 Of My Friends.”
    **counts 5**
    Me: Wait You’re Your Own Friend?

  • Swishermanx 23
    Swishermanx 23 22 時間 前

    I think Ted needs some help lol

  • Vexiuz XD
    Vexiuz XD 23 時間 前

    I still haven't recieved my cram shirt

  • mapachito 0114
    mapachito 0114 23 時間 前

    15:37 everyone loves this sound

  • The Bingus God
    The Bingus God 23 時間 前

    Big lion merch now

  • Chewy
    Chewy 23 時間 前

    I've watched this whole video like 7 times unironically just for the big lion clip LMFAO

  • nate qxx
    nate qxx 日 前

    Wuts ur xbox user name? Is it wigglez

  • The Requiem
    The Requiem 日 前

    BIG LION

  • Weird Man
    Weird Man 日 前

    Coming from Washington I like that Washington city idea

  • Monet Mata
    Monet Mata 日 前

    THICC LION is an all powerful god

  • Amond Hawes-Khalifa

    How do I join the church of Big Lion?

  • spooky nessa
    spooky nessa 日 前

    travis sounds so innocent-

  • A. Theil
    A. Theil 日 前

    How did Ted go from making a new America to creating a new religion

  • Just Some Girl With a Mustache

    SHUT UP CARSON

  • Connor
    Connor 日 前

    Best video to watch after a rough night at a party

  • mealman044
    mealman044 日 前

    Was ted high?

  • Gaurav Saini
    Gaurav Saini 日 前

    "Why is millennial humour so weird"

  • that's me
    that's me 日 前 +1

    I have hentai on my search bar when I just type H but I just got my phone of ebay explain

  • - Itzz_Riley -
    - Itzz_Riley - 日 前

    ʜᴇs sᴏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀғᴜʟ

  • Mckensy :/
    Mckensy :/ 日 前

    where are the car comments :(

  • Asbestos
    Asbestos 日 前

    The great big lion in the sky.

  • AIDAN EASTMAN
    AIDAN EASTMAN 日 前

    😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • JussaPeak
    JussaPeak 日 前

    Bro I honestly could not breath over big lion, fucking thank you

  • Lonewolf
    Lonewolf 日 前 +1

    *"Speaking of 3 inches, i opened a new Pornhub account"*

  • Monty Carlo🥀☕️

    Josh: I cant my brain is shutting down-!
    Ted: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    *silence*
    Ted: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Ted: he is trapped in a box now

  • Kevin Malone
    Kevin Malone 日 前

    YOU GUYS SHOULD DO A HOTEL AND DIFFERENT THINGS EVERY FLOOR

  • Seaborn Gaming
    Seaborn Gaming 日 前

    Big Lion is too powerful and can’t be stopped

  • masterbeanboi
    masterbeanboi 日 前

    you should make big lion merch

  • Delusional Duo
    Delusional Duo 日 前

    This can’t be me but I feel like the thumbnail is changing everytime I see it

  • cym
    cym 日 前

    I like how there's absolutely nothing happening in the island and the peninsula

  • Terra M
    Terra M 日 前

    BIG LION
    -me 2019

  • Arthur Kear
    Arthur Kear 日 前

    Big Lion

  • Spüper
    Spüper 日 前

    16:09 I spot the 6 magic digits :) 115510, a man of refined tastes, I see.

  • DistilledWater
    DistilledWater 日 前

    Hey Carson just wanted to see a fellow person born on May 10th

  • Lion von Adern
    Lion von Adern 日 前

    I need more content Carson, or i will summon Big Lion

  • Ready2Hunt
    Ready2Hunt 日 前

    4:07
    Not Stinky
    Didn't Poop

  • Judson McKenzie
    Judson McKenzie 日 前 +1

    *BIG LION*

  • Gabe Brennan
    Gabe Brennan 2 日 前

    Washington Machine

  • Baked Potato
    Baked Potato 2 日 前

    It’s it’s it’s ...................................... it’s f*ckin’ BIG LION

  • Kaiser Things
    Kaiser Things 2 日 前

    So is Carson just a streamer now?

  • Matt
    Matt 2 日 前

    Where's Nashoba? :/

  • Spinel
    Spinel 2 日 前

    *sheeeeeeeeeee*
    .
    .
    *sheeeeeeeeeee*
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Memes on The Moon
    Memes on The Moon 2 日 前

    2nd discord? You have to many people... Im totally not gonna beg like a little bitch for shoutouts because im not a mouth breathing troglodyte

  • injustice 2
    injustice 2 2 日 前

    peter griffen lives there

  • zizo
    zizo 2 日 前

    🦁🦁🦁big lion is so fuckin powerful🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

  • UltraWeebMaster
    UltraWeebMaster 2 日 前

    What about Nashoba?

  • DANIEL 22
    DANIEL 22 2 日 前

    big liom

    • zizo
      zizo 2 日 前

      It's actually enormous lion

  • Michael Frame P.L.L.C.

    Help how do I rotate Jerry Seinfeld in mspaint

  • Elijah DeWitt
    Elijah DeWitt 2 日 前

    Travis is like that one kid in your group of friends that acts as if he has autism

  • I have one subscriber

    Epic

  • Strome Gaiden
    Strome Gaiden 2 日 前

    F E T U S D E L E T U S

  • Strome Gaiden
    Strome Gaiden 2 日 前

    F E T U S D E L E T U S

  • Just Nosey
    Just Nosey 2 日 前

    Big lion