The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

  • に公開 2019/01/10
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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コメント数 • 7 341

    THE ENTERTAINER TRA 23 時間 前 +1

    Love this dude we are all Over it !

  • The Kid Kid
    The Kid Kid 日 前

    I want to dislike because Colbert is a smug asshole but I want to like because Kevin Hart is amazing

  • Chip yard
    Chip yard 日 前

    Social sciences influence government, law, policy, courts, media, news, TV shows; YET, Social Science changes their views drastically every decade or so. Watch the Joe Rogan episode where he talks to 'Peter Boghossian & James Lindsay' - much of social science 'academia' is completely fabricated to uphold certain views/narratives.

  • Meeeksss
    Meeeksss 日 前

    Kevin is funny.. truthfully the gay jokes were not even that bad. This new culture of dragging people over their past is getting ridiculous. He is obviously not that person anymore. People are such hypocrites.

  • Brian Kelley
    Brian Kelley 日 前

    Kevin Hart’s entry Music....😂😂😂😂

  • creative media
    creative media 日 前

    He DiD APOLOGiZED !!! OK ?????

  • Barrie Moore
    Barrie Moore 日 前

    I know I’m over it ! 🙄

  • Rebecca Fucking White

    People 😂😂Go find something to do 😃😤😤😠 there is more important shit in the world happening 😤

  • Saravana Subramanian

    I felt like Steven was predetermined to attack Kevin. That moment when the audience agreed with Kevin, Steven's reaction... priceless!

  • U.S. Constitution
    U.S. Constitution 日 前 +1

    I don't know Kevin politico views but Kevin is right who in the hell what there sons or daughters be gay. Screw these Hollywood Elites/Government Anti-GOD Anti-Family Morals, Anti-America Liberals that promote and protect pedophiles, child abuse and perversion.

  • OneManShow
    OneManShow 日 前

    People don’t understand what an apology is. An apology is a guilty plea. People don’t want your apology so they can forgive and forget... they want to bypass the trial and get down to execution. They want you to bow your head before they chop it off.

  • Jarvious Hicks
    Jarvious Hicks 日 前

    Such a smart person

  • NexisFilms
    NexisFilms 日 前

    Daniel Tosh for Oscar host !

  • Lamont Hyatt
    Lamont Hyatt 日 前


  • Nocturnal Ron
    Nocturnal Ron 日 前

    Not trying to be a dick but do you think Kevin Hart is funny? I thought he was funny in 40 year old Virgin but, that was about it.

  • yidy1
    yidy1 日 前


  • Dissident101
    Dissident101 日 前

    He ain't wrong, a meme ended Bill Cosbys career.

  • Sonny Etchell
    Sonny Etchell 日 前

    I think he would have been hilarious as the host but at the same time i respect his decision

  • ddland45
    ddland45 日 前

    People need to get over themselves and learn to not take every minor affront so seriously. Laugh sometimes...

  • abongile mgaqelwa

    Good for you Kevin Hart. Some people are energy vampires, they want to suck every little bit of energy out of you. 🐴Holes

  • tipology
    tipology 日 前

    4:31 classic kev. Loved that part 😂😂😂 “OKEHH, ALRIGHT OKEHH”

  • Jono Esquirryl
    Jono Esquirryl 日 前

    Five minutes of my life spent watching a guy apologising for something I knew and still know absolutely nothing about …

  • Julian Williams
    Julian Williams 日 前

    Absolutely not. We don't want it.

  • Lou Sal
    Lou Sal 日 前

    Well said, Kevin, totaly agreed.

  • Marks Videos
    Marks Videos 日 前

    I'm surprised that Kevin Hart went on Stephen Colbert's show. Not only is Colbert is part of the Hollywood Snowflake media, he is the head of the snake. I don't think Kevin understands who the real enemy is. The Hollywood media has to be alienated by the rest of society in order for this political correctness and "Me Too" aura to die out.

  • Ruben Negret
    Ruben Negret 日 前

    click bait

  • Space Tase
    Space Tase 日 前


  • James Zgorzelski

    I used to think I didn't like Kevin Hart going back a couple years. I really like the dude now. ESPECIALLY now that he's pissing off SJWs

  • Human Being of Planet Earth

    anyone else noticing a trend of the world running out of new entertainment so when anyone talented comes around we put them on the biggest pedestal possible but when we over flood the gates with entertainers we start entertaining ourselves with how were going to ruin their careers, i say we as a species because WE do this a lot

  • old Red back
    old Red back 日 前


  • Zafeer Anuar
    Zafeer Anuar 日 前

    I just wanna throw a glass at stephen’s face

  • Olivia K
    Olivia K 日 前

    His pronunciation of Meryl is my favorite

  • Sandra valfritt
    Sandra valfritt 日 前

    Its not over until the people you have hurt feel that its over. If i punch you, and you want me to apologize, and you do a half-ass attempt at it and then just go "im over it! its over! im done with it!" - then that does not mean its ok. You are not the one that decides that.

  • Sandra valfritt
    Sandra valfritt 日 前

    Bu-fucking-hu, he is such a dork.

  • Joseph van Wyk
    Joseph van Wyk 日 前

    Oh brother. Stephen has become such a knob. Americans must be getting lead-poisoning.

  • supastar
    supastar 日 前

    I was so happy his new movie got to Number one on opening weekend

  • BrothersInHumanity1

    Kevin hart is deluded, your a entertainer. Simple as that

  • Styneslad
    Styneslad 日 前

    this was ten years ago. image how many gay jokes we would of made 10 years ago? this was an attack nothing else.

  • Wilson Irakoze
    Wilson Irakoze 日 前

    Kevin's corked eye

  • Saksha Verma
    Saksha Verma 日 前

    I really thought he was going to host after watching Ellen.

  • Ango Gobloggian
    Ango Gobloggian 日 前

    The video starts at 5:12 everything before that is Stephen asking about his twitter comments

  • hengofthrones
    hengofthrones 日 前

    Why kevin on stage dressed as a pistachio nut?

  • Nicko 1J soarer
    Nicko 1J soarer 日 前

    Funny bad hes a shit dad and husband ☻💩👣

  • Agra Nam
    Agra Nam 日 前

    Wow must be awkward for Cuckbert because his bosses want him to please the shitty LGBT community while not offending the people who side with Kevin Hart as well 😂

  • AngeredFox
    AngeredFox 日 前

    This is the sort of insanity that happens right before a nation implodes on itself. Everyone worry about something a celebrity tweeted 10 years ago instead of all the horrible real issues facing us right now.

  • jams4041
    jams4041 日 前

    He can't move that fast wit dem tight ass pants on. How bout this one "I apologize but if you don't like it Fu@K You".

  • G94
    G94 日 前

    despicable that you would have someone homophobic on your show! typical hollywood always looking after it's own scum.

  • ParadigmRabbit
    ParadigmRabbit 日 前

    Can we get a campaign going to get an apology to Hart from the media editors behind their adorable writers? Honestly.

  • ParadigmRabbit
    ParadigmRabbit 日 前

    A conversation between Hart and an someone who seems to be made into an Oscar PR temp, on what looks like a talk show, in front of the general public, the radicals, and the media machine.
    A comedian’s best ammo is logic. Go Hart.

  • dicerevo
    dicerevo 日 前

    The oscars have a real dilemma. Who do they now have host the oscars? Every comedian has told a joke at some point that has offended someone.

  • Mutsonjo Cesa
    Mutsonjo Cesa 日 前

    Stephen's body language is kinda weird... Or maybe I'm wrong..

  • Big De
    Big De 日 前


  • Andrew Altman
    Andrew Altman 日 前

    Just give it to Ricky Gervais and stand back.

  • Vina Poleon
    Vina Poleon 日 前

    Why if he said he was over it did you make him go over it again some people just like to push the boat out and act as though no one else’s feelings matter

  • Nethan Thielen
    Nethan Thielen 日 前

    5 years from now he's going to have to apologize for not giving a good enough apology...

  • Jalen Wilkie
    Jalen Wilkie 日 前

    Wtf is this


    Damn Colbert is short af

  • C C
    C C 日 前

    I unsubbed from the late show after this. Should have just kicked him in the nuts and laughed at him well he rolled on the ground in agony.

  • glen phillips
    glen phillips 日 前

    Looks like chris Rock

  • raciel gonzalez
    raciel gonzalez 日 前

    the subtitles haha

  • MrCerebellum2
    MrCerebellum2 日 前

    He has got to be exhausted talking about this over and over with talk shows.

  • mugensamurai
    mugensamurai 日 前 +1

    Too bad an onion has a core.

  • Chris M
    Chris M 日 前

    I'm fucking triggered!!!!!

  • Richard Duncan
    Richard Duncan 日 前

    Nice Kevin. Finally a real person.


    I just hope he doesn't get prejudged for it. You know it always happen s

  • 2k PLAYA
    2k PLAYA 日 前

    Stephen tried to expose his ass😂😂😂😂 but failed

  • Raesling Undomiel

    5:54 for those of us only here for the jokes. Because, I'm over the "scandal," too.

  • Allirix
    Allirix 日 前

    He told me not to go. I still haven't left

    CODPOV 日 前 +5

    Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.
    Friend: Who?

    • J0ECRAWF15H
      J0ECRAWF15H 日 前

      ....You've given me a fantastic tool to use against hyper-masculine idiots. lol thanks.

    CODPOV 日 前 +3

    Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop?
    He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.

    CODPOV 日 前 +2

    Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?

    • CODPOV
      CODPOV 日 前

      The Hot Dogs taste like Sh*t

  • off-white
    off-white 日 前

    That jacket is incredible

  • Major ScaLe
    Major ScaLe 日 前

    Proof the #LGBTQ" are nothing but Bullies!!!! All they do is attack people and try to take money out their pockets or get them off of TV or radio etc..... Too sensitive

    • Sketchbook ofhorror
      Sketchbook ofhorror 日 前

      This can be said about any group, just because the LGBTQ community has a few fickle members that like drama doesn't define the majority of the LBGTQ community. If one black man lashes out like an animal and beats his wife to near death state is it safe for me to assume all black men are like this? As Aries Spear said "give credit were credit is due", if you have a bunch of irrational people taking advantage of a celebrity then point them out but don't drag others who aren't involved.

  • dabadadeeda
    dabadadeeda 日 前

    Colbert is the worst. I loved the Colbert Report, but he's super douchey now.

  • Meg A
    Meg A 日 前

    Yes Kevin! Colbert needs to chill

  • Scott Walters
    Scott Walters 日 前

    Can we stop beating this dead horse? It’s actually getting annoying. Let the man move on

  • Jill V
    Jill V 日 前

    To say that the picture of Denzel doesn't look like Denzel, but like someone behind Winn Dixie begging for money is a nasty comment...

  • Scott Brown
    Scott Brown 2 日 前

    If one had no context, this is the most confusing interview ever

  • Asian_Buddie
    Asian_Buddie 2 日 前

    Is it just me or the title doesn’t make any sense. Just read it and you’ll know what I mean.

  • Mohammed yahya
    Mohammed yahya 2 日 前


    QUEENDOM 2 日 前 +1

    Did he apologize for cheating on his wife yet? Lol

  • ProducShuns
    ProducShuns 2 日 前

    I would've loved if that Oscar exchange had gone:
    Kevin: "I had some HEAT"
    Colbert: "really, what was the heat?"
    Kevin: "uhhh, I had some gay jokes"

  • Zabi Faqiri
    Zabi Faqiri 2 日 前

    Kevin Hart is another failure comedian ...more like a try hard now

  • BlackHairandSkinCare


  • Rob Vespa
    Rob Vespa 2 日 前

    Why would Kevin Hart host the Oscars to begin with? Not him - I think any comedian would take that gig... i mean that I don't understand why Kevin was considered for the Oscar hosting gig to begin with. Something different? Also, why do the Oscars still exist? They're awful. That is, the awards. Also, unlike some of the other viewers, I don't think Kevin is funny... or would make for a good host. I'd like to be wrong and be surprised, but don't think I would be. I guess it doesn't matter now.

  • pro fortnite gamer
    pro fortnite gamer 2 日 前

    Once in a life time opatunaty and throw away by sencitive little children

  • hmoobdaj
    hmoobdaj 2 日 前

    We're in an era where people care way too much about other peoples opinion. Its silly. Put your energy elsewhere.

  • one two three
    one two three 2 日 前

    cant take a joke. he already apologize yrs ago.. stop acting like you can do whatever the F you want

  • The Freelancer
    The Freelancer 2 日 前

    Stephen would be a great host to the Oscars. he is as uptight as the actors and directors down there.

  • Sandy Borrero
    Sandy Borrero 2 日 前

    This makes no sense. He apologized. What's the problem? Everybody loves Kevin and this is so unfair for him

  • michael colon
    michael colon 2 日 前

    What’s the purpose of words?
    Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️

  • michael colon
    michael colon 2 日 前

    What’s the purpose of words?
    Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️

  • Jared Gaurano
    Jared Gaurano 2 日 前

    About to see it this Friday. I re-watched Unbreakable and Split last night to get ready for Glass. Pretty excited yet not holding any expectations since reviews are mixed. Fingers crossed!

  • Erik Iacopelli
    Erik Iacopelli 2 日 前

    Dont care what Kevin EVER says, Dude is crazy funny and you can NOT help but laugh when you watch anything hes in

  • Erik Iacopelli
    Erik Iacopelli 2 日 前

    Thats cuz SJW's wont EVER be happy, Even if you was to be jailed and beaten to a inch of your life EVERYDAY for the rest of your life and lose EVERYTHING. all you money and fame and everything and EVEN THEN they wont say its enough, Thats why I just do NOT fucking care. Ill say what the fuck i want and aint saying sorry for shit

  • George Hayduke
    George Hayduke 2 日 前


  • Jupiter MacWillow
    Jupiter MacWillow 2 日 前

    Wish he hadn't apologized in the first place.

  • Rob Halpin
    Rob Halpin 2 日 前

    What did he say ?

  • Roman Darius
    Roman Darius 2 日 前

    Hey, Black People, Jewish Controlled Hollywood is trying to force you to accept homosexuality. It is hard to say know when they are offering you all these silver coins, but just keep this in mind: Minister Louis Farrakhan is correct about them. (Stephen Colbert has received more than his fair share of coins)